the GALLERIE
ABOMINATE

Barnabus Belepheron
 
 

My word, its a ****ing average world out there isn't it ! We're told its a male and low and behold, we are given a front and side view. This is seriously alarming stuff here. What's the goddam point ?

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If you mixed Hitler and Super Mario, this is what you'd end up with.

Mod. #121 w/ suction orifice: This unique novelty was modeled after
Sparky, the unusual pup from the last litter of Hitler's favorite dog,
Sheba.

"our sex toy company proudly presents the blowguy for womans with a penis"