the GALLERIE
ABOMINATE

"No blow-job tonight love, just straight sex if you don't mind...."
 
 




Carol Vorderman meets Kermit the frog ???...... naaaaaaaa, there really is nothing to compare to this vile specimen. Arms like Pinoochio, a waist like Betty Grable, stuck on plastic breasts and a face to scare the shit out of anyone: what posessed the artiste if this grotesque attempt ?

MAIL ME YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS IMAGE

lift the plastic flap out come the kids

'...why do men only stare at my boobs...I'ts like they don't want to look me in the eyes...'